My sister was just like “pretty little liars? Why not ugly tall honest people?” And like two minutes later she shouted Abraham Lincoln
- Me: what's your wifi code?
- Them: oh I don't know it's a bunch of numbers
- Me: oh.. you're one of those houses
Cause it’s a work of art that’s why. Just wait till it’s done Mandee bwhahaha
I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
The cold never bothered me anyway
whoops NOW I SHIP IT
Finally!! I was thinking about how cute they would look together the whole time I watched Frozen
how could you fuck up so tremendously
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own fucking bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
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