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Ask me whatever you like!
  • Video Game: You know, if you're having trouble, feel free to lower the difficulty settin--
  • Me: Go fuck yourself.

Source: les-assassins-miserables

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but
it was calling me

moisturize me

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but

it was calling me

moisturize me

ruinedchildhood:


every time I go to the grocery store with my parents

ruinedchildhood:

every time I go to the grocery store with my parents

Source: ruinedchildhood

Source: jamas-rendirse

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

Source: alexheree

choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black

choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black

Source: choppaclip

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

Source: katiaobinger

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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Source: rosadrives

railroadsoftware:

(logs into my online account) nice, I’ve hacked it

Source: railroadsoftware

i-am-b-east:

Horton Heard a Bitch

i-am-b-east:

Horton Heard a Bitch

Source: primegifs

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

Source: dmolitionlovers

Source: theshellshack

Source: z2z2z

bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

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Source: bckys