- Video Game: You know, if you're having trouble, feel free to lower the difficulty settin--
- Me: Go fuck yourself.
you laughing but yo laptop wet
It’s trying to whisper something to me.
I tried to scroll past it I really did but
it was calling me
every time I go to the grocery store with my parents
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
(logs into my online account) nice, I’ve hacked it
Horton Heard a Bitch
close the door mom you are letting the emo out
when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like
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